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13 Questions

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Aug 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

What are the chances of Rip taking the Lich King's hand instead of his Songfist for safe keeping and bragging rights

WHAT DO YOU MEAN INSTEAD OF. I CAN HAVE TWO LEFT ARMS. I’M GONNA BE SO COOL.

Aug 29 '14

raeartemi asked:

So would a good way to look at Slots be not so much a Kensington/Kod scenario but a Kod/Witch Bwoy in the Tomb scenario? You know, except that Witch Bwoy was cool and Slots is some rando who STOLE ONE OF THE PIECES NEEDED TO SAVE THE WORLD

Ser,

Try to remain calm. How do you know that I am not “one of the pieces needed to save the world”? I believe everyone I have met in the previous 13 ages will attest that I am equally as painful to deal with as the Vault of the Blue or the Catacombs of Cathedral.

Best,

Slots

Post— My memory has returned.

Aug 29 '14

t-tornado asked:

So Drakkel's posted pictures of Mako on his own blog, but have the rest of Claude's Squad had their pictures up anywhere?

I sketched the rest, but never finished. All you need to know is that I gave Claude a short-short toga with arm streamers.

Aug 28 '14

Anonymous asked:

HEY RIP is there anyone out there with a better beard than yours?

NO

WE DID NOT NAME OUR DAMN BAND AFTER THAT EITHER. “THAT” WHAT? DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT.

Aug 28 '14

Anonymous asked:

is Grand Handsome also the name that Claude gave his beard? if so, which came first, the band or the beard?

To My Adoring Fan,

This Question Hangs About It an Air of Comedy ! My Beard Needs No Name. Can’t You See It Whispers Songs Into The Wind by Mere Sight Alone, and, For Some, Lucky Few, Scent & Touch as Well ?

To Love,

Claude Eustace August Edouard Ambrosia Empyrean Ambergris Luminor

Aug 27 '14

Anonymous asked:

Hey Mint what kind of sandwich should I make tomorrow?

Peanut butter, raisins, and orange slices. Use whatever kind of bread you like. Trust me on this one.

- Mint

Aug 27 '14

Anonymous asked:

RIP COMB YO BEARD

SOMETIMES I COMB IT IN HOPES OF FINDING THE LAST COMB I USED TO COMB IT BUT MOSTLY I JUST LOSE THE COMB

Aug 27 '14

Spookums Night, an Imperial holiday

As the leaves change their colors and begin to fall, the children of the Dragon Empire know it’s nearly time for Spookums Night. But the story of the Imperial festival began deep underground. The Dwarven festival of Spugmerag is an ancient tradition. It’s said to be the time the spirits of heroes walk the tunnels again, watching over their descendants. You can think of it as sort of like Day of the Dead but with the somber tone of Memorial Day.

Emperor Avitus reigned in the 9th Age and was known for seeking new solutions to old problems. Nobody has found a way to break the Lich King’s aims to conquer the lands of the living and the dead, but Ativus wanted to strike against the fear he commanded. He saw a the potential of a great festival to make his people forget the terror of the dead they felt on every moonlit night.

Spookums Night was placed on the Imperial calendar in the autumn, and is never more than a week from where Spumerag lands on the Dwarven calendar. Some traditions are borrowed from it, but instead of solidarity and remembrance the mood is a joyful one. Children exchange small gifts, bakeries and sweet shops are filled with special seasonal treats, and some people plan their costume parties months in advance.

Traditional Spookums Night costumes are of ghouls, zombies, ghosts, and other things that should rightfully terrify people, but always twisted for the benign. Bright colors, visual puns, and unlikely accessories are popular choices. The Emperor traditionally dresses as the Lich King himself, but with a face changed to resemble a clown’s face instead.

It’s the one night a year people feel comfortable with the idea of death and can even laugh at undeath. The Lich King has never said anything about the festival, but then nobody’s been foolhardy enough to invite him over.

Aug 27 '14

Anonymous asked:

What happens when you pull the Rip cord?

SCREAMING.

Aug 26 '14

Anonymous asked:

Does Wolfshirt have somewhere I can see all his art like a tumblr or deviantart?

Wolfshirt, unfortunately, is not real. His imaginary existence cannot interface with anything except Skype and Twitter which, as we all know, only work half the time and therefore work fine for nonexistent people.

That was all a lie. Maybe if you ask nicely, he’ll post a sketch or two to his twitter “ItsWolfshirt”, but don’t pester.